Well, it might be more appropriate to say that we, my wife and I, are considerably indebted to the bank with a small amount of equity due to an excellent purchase price.
The hurry-up-and-wait process ended this morning in a flurry of activity that began with a phone call late yesterday afternoon.
So to sum up the week, my daughter couldn't hold down anything on Thursday; the title company called yesterday and wanted us to sign with two hours notice—we declined until this morning due to "scheduling" issues, but were fine with signing first thing this morning; which we did, despite the fact I was awoken this morning by my son's projectile vomitting in my face. (Yes, you read that correctly.)
The next two weeks are guaranteed to be crazy, but at least I have my Internet connection back—oh yes, that is another story for another day.